Mood:
My job requires that I carry a cell phone around on the weekends and evenings one week out of three. I get paid a small bonus for this but it’s a crap shoot as to whether I’ll have a quiet evening or not. It’s really frustrating sometimes when I get call after call, and especially when it’s hardware failures that I can’t do anything about until I get back into the office.
In addition, I have to keep the phone on until midnight, and I have to get up at 6:30am in order to be at work by 8.
All work and no play make Jim something something.

Go crazy?
Don’t mind if I do!
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