Mood:

D&D players!
At first I thought this was a parody, but it’s real! WTF?

Mood:

Today they asked me to clean out my desk…

…to move upstairs, with a raise!
You should have seen Mellissa’s face when I delivered that first sentence, deadpan.

My job is now more geared toward training and testing, so less direct customer interaction, which after over a year of that, is just fine with me.