Mood: 
I was at Colin’s end-of-season party after we smoothed out the rough edges, and while I was there one of his nephews came up and asked, “Why is your nose so long?”
“Genetics,” I replied. That shut him up. Mazzafazzrn 6-year-olds…
I suppose if I had been more on the ball I would have brought up Pinnochio. Oh well…