Mood:

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

NO CHEATING

What does next year have in store for me?
We Three Kings (Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics)
They’re almost 38 years too late.

What do I say when life gets hard?
The Seer’s Vision (Krull Soundtrack)
Maybe she’ll tell me what I can look forward to…or maybe her pet spider will web me up and eat me.

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Skeletor (Army of Darkness Soundtrack)
First you want to kiss me, then you want to kill me. Blow.

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Space Lord (Monster Magnet)
I drink from your tears, I sing the blues every day.

What do you want as a career?
Hi-Test (Mystery Machine)
Isn’t that a type of fuel? Maybe I just want to join the band. Is Mystery Machine even together anymore?

Your favourite saying?
Rocket (Smashing Pumpkins)
Rocket? Man, I have a stupid favourite saying…

Favourite place?
Lightning Crashes (Live)
My favourite place would be where the lightning already struck, because lightning doesn’t strike in the same place twice (yes, I know that’s incorrect…something attracted the lightning to strike there, and it could again).

Where’d you go for a road trip?
Spirits in the Material World (Puya)
They’re from Puerto Rico. That’d be a pretty good road trip.

What would you listen to while driving?
Fearless (Pink Floyd)
I’m not that bad a driver!

What do you think of your parents?
Panhandlin’ Prince (Ugly Kid Joe)
Hey Dad, can you spare a quarter?

Where would you go on a first date?
Mental Masturbation (Jackyl)
Um…

Your life’s theme song?
Just (Radiohead)
I AM just!

Describe yourself?
I Don’t Care Anymore (Sons of Freedom)
I really don’t.

What is the thing I like doing most?
Crop Circle (Monster Magnet)
There’s certainly enough crops around Chilliwack to be able to do this (almost 4000 songs on my iPod and I get a duplicate from a single CD?)

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Waitress (Live)
Check please! (another dupe from a single CD band?)

How will I die?
Bob vs. The Omnidroid (The Incredibles soundtrack)
Like a hero, of course.

Your funeral?
Hallucination (Labyrinth soundtrack)
Everything I’ve done I’ve done for you…I move the stars for no one.