Mood: :dead:
It’s such a nice day, which means my allergies are kicking up. Here’s a little ditty to the tune of Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight”:
I can feel the sneezes from the air today, ah-choo!
I’ve been allergic to the pollen for all my life, ah-choo!
Can you feel the sneezes from the air today, ah-choo! Ah-choo!
Well, if you saw that I was sneezing
A tissue would really help
My nose is really red and raw
Without Puffs with lotion I may yelp
Well, I just sneezed on your pantleg
You may not have noticed yet
So you can wipe off that guck, I’m sorry it’s yuck
I can’t control this shit
And I can feel the sneezes from the air today, ah-choo!
I’ve been allergic to the pollen for all my life, ah-choo!
I am still sneezing from the air today, ah-choo! Ah-choo!
And I’ve been allergic to the pollen for all my life, ah-choo! Ah-choo!
Well I remember, I remember don’t worry
How could I ever forget, allergy shots, shot in my arm, puffy, itchy
But I stopped going because it really sucked, hurt like a beast
Didn’t help much; not as such
Maybe I shouldn’t have ceased
And I can feel the sneezes from the air today, ah-choo!
I’ve been allergic to the pollen for all my life, ah-choo!
I am still sneezing from the air today, ah-choo! Ah-choo!
I’ve been allergic to the pollen for all my life, ah-choo! Ah-choo!