Current Mood:
Playful
Dear work,
You make so many demands on my time. You are sometimes long and hard, and you exhaust me. Some days I just don’t even want to get out of bed because of you.
Still, without you my kids wouldn’t be able to live. My life would really kind of suck. I’m better off with you than without you.
Also, I’m using work as a metaphor for my penis.
Sincerely, Jim