Current Mood:Playful emoticon Playful

  1. Shows with sex, extreme violence and swearing are awesome.
  2. If you hit someone harder than a tap, fountains of blood will erupt.
  3. Romans speak in English and Australian accents.
  4. Romans are horrible people.
  5. Romans say “cock” a lot.
  6. Roman women are all of “loose morals”.
  7. Lucy Lawless’s breasts are fantastic.
  8. When all seems lost, just think of your lost love and you can do anything, even when you’re almost dead.
  9. Your life gets better the worse you comport yourself.
  10. I need to exercise more.