Current Mood: Playful
- Shows with sex, extreme violence and swearing are awesome.
- If you hit someone harder than a tap, fountains of blood will erupt.
- Romans speak in English and Australian accents.
- Romans are horrible people.
- Romans say “cock” a lot.
- Roman women are all of “loose morals”.
- Lucy Lawless’s breasts are fantastic.
- When all seems lost, just think of your lost love and you can do anything, even when you’re almost dead.
- Your life gets better the worse you comport yourself.
- I need to exercise more.