Mood: :mad:

Dear Mr. Allison,

You are currently paying a small amount more than your minimum monthly fees on your VISA card so we’re making lots of money off of you. Because of your obvious lack of restraint untempered by your single income we’ve decided to raise your credit limit from $9,000 to $14,000. We hope you’ll go nuts and blow it all on ale and whores.

Love, VISA

Oh well, now I can afford to laser my eyes…



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